The Pedo's Interview!

Tears: HIIIIIIIIII! If you read the chapter and noticed that I said that the blog would have something new for you, your very observant! Or obsessed.... (*looks at Smalls* Nah, kidding buddy!)

So, our Reporter today is Smalls! She's chosen to interview....

*drum roll*

OROCHIMARU!

Melody: *jaw drop*

Muffin: *hugs sugar possessively*

CUE INTERVIEW!

Orochimaru: *grins and walks towards SmallTownWitch*

Smalls:What is Saskue to you?

Orochimaru: *Orochimaru blinks* Ssssassssuke-kun? Well, he'sssss my ssssssoon-to-be body... and he'sssss not too bad of a body... *licks lips*

Smalls: Do you cut your own hair? And, if not, who does? Saskue?

Orochimaru:Cut my hair? Why would I want to do that? It looksssss sssso pretty long!

Smalls:*nudges* We all want to know this one- as quoted by Muffin- DO YOU HAVE A SNAKE COMPLEX???


Orochimaru: ...Ssssnake complex? What are you talking about? I do not have a ssssnake complex! Everybody asssssumesss everything! Jusssst becausssse I invite a thirteen year old boy to live with me and I'm over fifty doesss not make me a pedofi.. Hm? What do you mean that'ssss off topic? *angry scowl*

Smalls: What colour was your nail polish when you were in Akatsuki?

Orochimaru: Pink... with little daisssssies in the middle.


Smalls: Why did you leave Akatsuki? Did no one love you???

Orochimaru: I left becausssse Itachi was being a prick.... he didn't love me ssssso I left. *anime tear*


Smalls: Are you randomly crushing on Mel? Or is it Muffin?

((Melody: *gag*))

Orochimaru: I like little boyssssssss, that sssssssshould ssssspeak for itssssself.

Smalls: What do you think will happen in the next chapter?

Orochimaru: I'm not a pedophile! Wait,what? Oh... Well, sssssince my internet won't be on until another week, I can asssure you that I won't be in the library usssing their computersss to browsssse picturessss of little boysss or anything... *creepy tongue swipe thing* Oh, you meant thosssse bratsssss? I'm sssssure they'll die eventually. Wait, what do you mean they won't anytime sssssoon? Damn, firssst the internet and now thissss... *scowl*

Smalls: What do you think of me?

Orochimaru: I wisssssh you were a little boy....

Smalls: Do you love me?

Orochimaru: I would if you were a little boy. *receives Smalls' kitty eyes* Damn, yesssss, I do love you.

Smalls: DO YOU HAVE THE PLUSHY??? Sorry, that was weird.


Orochimaru: What plussssshy? And yesssss, that wasssss wierd.


Smalls: What do you predict for the future of Mel and Saskue?

Orochimaru: Melody and Sssssassssuke? What about them? The future? They have a future? Nevermind. I think Sssssassssuke-kun ssssshould kill the pessssst.

Smalls: What is with the freaking' butbows??

Orochimaru: ...Buttbow? Buttbow? What issss thissss buttbow you sssspeak of? If you are refering to my butt dresssssss,let me explain. It consisssstssss of many parts,but the main part issss... Um,are you okay? You have looked a bit green ssssssince I mentioned my butt dressssss... But asssss I wassssss sssssaying.. My buttdressss is usssssed for the disssssillssssion of the rentina in your eyessss. Hm? Are you assssssking if it'ssss basically ussssed for mentally sssscaring? Then yessssss,it issssss.

Smalls: Why do you WANT Mel and Muffin, hmmmm??? (besides the fact that they’re AWESOME!)

Orochimaru: Well, before becaussssssse they sssssseemed powerful. But now.... Pssssssssssh.... I wouldn't want them unlesssssssssss they were thirteen year old little boysssssss!

Smalls:Do you have a lisp???


Orochimaru: Ssssstupid! No, I don't!

Smalls: What are your thoughts on Mel?

Orochimaru: The little pessssst broke my sssscary ninja wall! I hate her....


Smalls: What are your thoughts on Muffin???

Orochimaru: *Scowls.* That insssssolent brat? She'sssss assss annoying assss the other one! She helped with the desssssstruction of my basssssse,embarrasssssssed *my* Ssssassuke-kun,and mentally sssscared one of my sssssound ninjas,Sssssakon! Now,he'ssss convinced hisssss name isssss Billy.. *Shudders.* Ssssshe definitely made a messssss of thingsss.


Smalls: Have the unicorns told you that they’re not on your side anymore?


Orochimaru: What unicornssssss? They actually exissssst?!?! I musssssssst join the allegiance!

Smalls: What are your thoughts on emo pancakes???

Orochimaru: *blink* EMO WHAT!?! *surprised tongue flick* Oh, wait, you mean thossssse thingsssssss Sssssassssssuke eatssssss for breakfassssst? They're creepy.

Smalls: Do you get blood on the carpet??

Orochimaru: No, I do not. I'm actually very neat when sssssspilling blood. *creepy snake smile*

Tears: Um... that was... interesting. *blinks* Um... uh... Thanks Smalls! You were awesome! And uh... thanks... uh... for sparing some time Oreo..?

Orochimaru: *sniffs and turns and walks away, melting into the shadows* Till next time, Tears. And Smalls... SHOWERS!!! MWA HA HA HA!

Me: *sweatdrop* Creepy pedo... ANYWAYS! Thanks for staying tuned on the blog and in a few days there might be a spoiler up... ;)