Crazy Quotes That Tears Adores in Ch 14!!!!

Yeah, this post is pretty much telling you what makes me laugh my ass off the most in Chapter Fourteen. When I go ... it means that there was stuff before or in between whatever I'm quoting. Ka? Ka!

...I was going to bake that fish stick!

-Melody

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She tiptoed to the door and then swung it open. Hidan was standing in a bloody circle, about to dive his scythe into a poor chicken. Mel gaped. "NO! NOT THE CHICKEN!" she shouted and dove towards it. She cradled it to her chest, pouting and glaring.

Hidan blinked,glancing from the feathered chicken to the light haired girl. He scowled,"What the hell are you fucking doing to my bitching chicken, you little shit?!" ... "Now, give the fucking chicken back, you little... Oh, fuck!" Suddenly Hidan fell over from a sudden knock to the head, a sugar bag falling behind him, being the prime suspect for the sudden twist of events.

Muffin smiled goofily,"You see,sugar IS good for you!"

-Melody, Hidan and Muffin

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Muffin clapped her hands happily,"..Our? Yay,good slave,you get a cookie for learning how to share!"

-Muffin

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"What is your name, un?" Muffin broke in nervous sweat, seeing that he had in deed asked 'that' question.

She laughed nervously, "Muffin."

Deidara frowned, "That isn't your real name, un."

Muffin smiled goofily, "But you never said my 'real' name."

Deidara sweatdropped.

-Muffin and Diedara

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Kisame was twitching on the ground. Then suddenly he started to convulse. Then he shot up and his eyes were very very wide. "WHOOHOOOOOOOO!" he shouted and then tore of his cloak. ... More clothing tears and then footsteps running away. "I FEEL SO FREE!!!!!! AND HYPERRRRR!!!" Kisame shouted as he ran away.

-Kisame

AKA: He was so hyper, he tore off ALL his clothes and started running around naked in the base... -.-'

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"Dare.."

Muffin smiled evilly,"You'll be sorry you picked that,soon.." Everybody sweat dropped.

Melody grinned and nodded. "She's right... Sasori.... I dare you to kiss Diedara on teh cheek!" Mel giggled. Diedara's jaw dropped.

"NO WAY, UN!"

Muffin snickered,"Yaoi, yaoi, yaoi!"

-Sasori, Muffin, Melody, Diedara

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Muffin grinned,"So,Sasori,are you the seme(Male part of yaoi relationship) and Deidara the uke(Female part)?"

-Muffin