The Emo's Interview!

Bittersweet: Hola! Today's interviewer is going to be...
*Cue drum roll.*
Reedoh! She is going to ask Emosuke some questions about himself, the story, and some of his(Angsty, mind you.) opinions of the characters. Hope you guys enjoy!


Reedoh: *Waves excitedly while jumping up and down.* ... *Coughs.* Let's start this off politely and professional,okay?

Why are you retarded?

Sasuke: *Sweat drops.*..Hn,that wasn't exactly polite and professional. *Scowls.* And I'm not retarded! *Mumbles under his breath: ..Or emo.* Let me explain to you why it appears that way on the screen,though.. Hn,hn,hn. Hn,hn.. Hn,hn. And that is exactly why that is. *Nods dumbly,ignoring the incredulous stares.*
Reedoh: How good are your emo pancakes?(You would think pancakes could cure emo...even if they are *emo* pancakes...still.)

Sasuke: Hn, my emo pancakes are very good. And they are a key ingredient towards keeping myself.. Uh,not emo,per say. But,um,something like it,hn..

Reedoh: How many different things can "Hn." mean? List some?

Sasuke: Hn,it could mean anything. It's way too complex to explain,hn.. And it's more difficult to learn then Chinese. Just use context clues in the paragraph to understand what is being implied,and you should get it. If you don't,then you're a moron. Huh? What do you mean? Moron isn't too graphic of a word to use,hn! *Rolls eyes.* Whatever,just ask the next question,hn.

Reedoh: Who taught you the word? (Why do I need to know? I must plan their death.)

Sasuke: *Rolls his eyes.* All of you are being melodramatic,geez! You all are just jealous,hn! Besides,I was the one that created the language. Although,there are only a few who can understand me,hn.. But that's besides the point! And it's not a word,it's actually a bunch of different,various words,depending on how you pronounce the hn! Um.. You still there?

Reedoh: *Sweat drops.* How did it feel to win the 'Gayest Outfit of the Year Award'?

Sasuke: *scowls* Hn, hn, hn! HN!

Reedoh: How do you feel about Mel and Muffin?

Sasuke: They're strange... Unicorns don't exist and who the HELL names their katana Frankie, hn?

Reedoh: Have you ever worn a tutu? (I bet you have. I can totally picture it.)

Sasuke: *Face turns red.* I-It was only once! And that was only because my damn brother forced me into wearing it,so that he can take pictures and use it for blackmailing purposes in my early years. *Shudders.* Hn,I still have the pictures.. But that's besides the point,hn! No,other then that occasion,I have *not* worn a tutu.

Reedoh: What's with the hair...really?

Sasuke: *Mumbles under his breath.* Shut up.. It doesn't look like a chicken's ass.. *Ignores the other incredulous stares.* Hn,I.. I.. Um.. Apply hair gel to it.. So that,uh,it could s-stay in place when I try to look superior and intimidating,o-of course. *Frowns.* Hn? What's with the look?

Reedoh: Tell me all the things about the story in which you were ordered not too! (S?! PLEASE?)

Sasuke: *smirks* Anything to piss Tears off! Ha ha, it's Su- *receives dark glare from every other character and authors* Um... I'll give you a hint! He's a secondary character!!!

Reedoh: *Sigh.* Please change your clothes? Will you?

Sasuke: Hn, what's wrong with them? Hn, hn, hn.... Shut up, fangirls think I'm hot!

Reedoh: What song do you think goes with your life? (I bet it's something girly!)


Sasuke: It's... hn... I'm Not Okay by My Chemical Romance....*Sweat drops then Scowls at Reedoh's smirk.* Not.A.Word. And before you say anything,no,I'm not emo,hn! Sure,I do cut myself(even if it's only accidently),and yes, I write depressing poetry,that I post on livejournal every Sundays and Thursdays at 8:30PM,and yes,hn,I never really smile! But that does not mean I'm emo!

Reedoh: Does glaring make you feel smart? Or do you just have bad eye-sight? (I do...)

Sasuke: Hn,since the Shippuden timeskip,I've been using my Sharingan much more often.. So yes,that does lead to bad eye sight. But no,it's nothing related to my glaring. *Gives Reedoh a small glare,his scowl deepening.* And no,I don't glare at people to feel smart,so,uh,don't let anybody else convince you otherwise,hn. *Coughs awkwardly.*

Reedoh: You like Mel. (Uh,that's not a question?) Why are you OBSESSED with Mel?(No room for objection.)

Sasuke: *Coughs.* U-Um,I-I'm not o-obsessed with that.. U-Uh.. That.. That thing! *Scowls.* And no,despite what you think,I'm not stalking her! I'm just pursuing/overlooking her so,that,uh,she doesn't run off or hurt herself.. Hn,yes,that's exactly what I'm doing. *Nods dumbly.*

Reedoh: Did you know that Naruto is WAY better than you? (Kakashi and Gaara,too.)

Sasuke: *Rolls his eyes.* Hn,that dope,better then *me*? Yeah,right. Hn,not. And Kakashi is getting old,remember,hn? And Gaara? *Suddenly scowls,before mumbling under his breath.* Stupid panda.. Gaining the attention of my Melody! Wait,my? *Narrows his eyes on the interviewer.* You did not just hear that.


Reedoh: You do know that watching people sleep is considered creepy, right?
(Although training with a pervy snake has to have it's down falls...)

Sasuke: ...Hn, no comment.

Reedoh: Do you have a stick up your ass?

Sasuke: *glares* Hn, no I do not! You wanna check, hn!?

Reedoh: What's your best pick-up line? (If you have any...)

Sasuke: Hn,let's see.. 'Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?' Oops,wait,wrong anime.. Hn? Are you okay? Hn,hello? *Pokes a now unconscious Reedoh with the hilt of his katana, confused.*

Reedoh: What's the happiest thing that happened to you in the past year? (Emo people have their good days too!)

Sasuke: *Smirks.* Hn,when I got a new razor. Stupid Billy,he broke the blade for my old one,hn.. *Blinks,and then suddenly scowls.* ..Hn? What do you mean I can't use that as a legit answer?

Reedoh: (I'm not good at asking questions....) What time is it?

(Muffin: Peanut butter jelly time!~)

Sasuke: *Rolls his eyes.* What time is it,you ask? It's time you either A)Leave. B) Get a watch or C),Stop asking me questions!


Reedoh:(My sister's question...) Is your ding dang doodle small?

Sasuke: That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior! (Trying to avoid answering the question,when we all know the answer to that.)

Reedoh: *Sighs. * I must apologize to the cool people for my lame question-asking skills. So...*Bows to everyone but Sasuke.* Goodbye!~