*SQUEA!!!* OUR FIRST FANART!!!!

Tears: REEDOH DREW MELGAA FANART! IT'S OUR FIRST FANART THAT'S EVER BEEN DRAWN! IM SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

You tease!

Tears: Mwa ha ha ha! This is it! Your little teaser picture that me and Bittersweet drew! Of coarse, I drew Melody. As she was the character that I created.

Bittersweet: (Nods happily.) And I drew Muffin! 'Cause,well,I'm her creator after all.. (Sweat drops.)

Tears: And here it is!






Bittersweet: So,what do you guys think of the pic? Do you think it's bad? Or do you think it's.. (Winks,and nudges.) Pretty coolio,eh?

Tears: lol, well, this pic is a tease for possibly the next or next from next chapter of Why Us You Stupid PLushy! Doesn't that stir up your curiosity?

Bittersweet: Bittersweet: (Grins.) Well,it better. 'Cause,well.. Er,I don't really have a legit excuse.. (Sweat drops again.) Thanks for checking out the blog.

Tears: *grins* Yeah, what she said!!!

*le gasp* SPOILER ALERT!

Tears: I did say I'd give you guys a spoiler if you read the blog. ;)

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He lowered himself to her eye level, his face inching closer. Mel's heart raced. His tongue suddenly surfaced over her cheek. Lick! Melody stared, eyes wide, at him. He smirked lightly. "What? We're you expecting something else?"

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Tears: Heh heh, there. Assume away!!!!

The Emo's Interview!

Bittersweet: Hola! Today's interviewer is going to be...
*Cue drum roll.*
Reedoh! She is going to ask Emosuke some questions about himself, the story, and some of his(Angsty, mind you.) opinions of the characters. Hope you guys enjoy!


Reedoh: *Waves excitedly while jumping up and down.* ... *Coughs.* Let's start this off politely and professional,okay?

Why are you retarded?

Sasuke: *Sweat drops.*..Hn,that wasn't exactly polite and professional. *Scowls.* And I'm not retarded! *Mumbles under his breath: ..Or emo.* Let me explain to you why it appears that way on the screen,though.. Hn,hn,hn. Hn,hn.. Hn,hn. And that is exactly why that is. *Nods dumbly,ignoring the incredulous stares.*
Reedoh: How good are your emo pancakes?(You would think pancakes could cure emo...even if they are *emo* pancakes...still.)

Sasuke: Hn, my emo pancakes are very good. And they are a key ingredient towards keeping myself.. Uh,not emo,per say. But,um,something like it,hn..

Reedoh: How many different things can "Hn." mean? List some?

Sasuke: Hn,it could mean anything. It's way too complex to explain,hn.. And it's more difficult to learn then Chinese. Just use context clues in the paragraph to understand what is being implied,and you should get it. If you don't,then you're a moron. Huh? What do you mean? Moron isn't too graphic of a word to use,hn! *Rolls eyes.* Whatever,just ask the next question,hn.

Reedoh: Who taught you the word? (Why do I need to know? I must plan their death.)

Sasuke: *Rolls his eyes.* All of you are being melodramatic,geez! You all are just jealous,hn! Besides,I was the one that created the language. Although,there are only a few who can understand me,hn.. But that's besides the point! And it's not a word,it's actually a bunch of different,various words,depending on how you pronounce the hn! Um.. You still there?

Reedoh: *Sweat drops.* How did it feel to win the 'Gayest Outfit of the Year Award'?

Sasuke: *scowls* Hn, hn, hn! HN!

Reedoh: How do you feel about Mel and Muffin?

Sasuke: They're strange... Unicorns don't exist and who the HELL names their katana Frankie, hn?

Reedoh: Have you ever worn a tutu? (I bet you have. I can totally picture it.)

Sasuke: *Face turns red.* I-It was only once! And that was only because my damn brother forced me into wearing it,so that he can take pictures and use it for blackmailing purposes in my early years. *Shudders.* Hn,I still have the pictures.. But that's besides the point,hn! No,other then that occasion,I have *not* worn a tutu.

Reedoh: What's with the hair...really?

Sasuke: *Mumbles under his breath.* Shut up.. It doesn't look like a chicken's ass.. *Ignores the other incredulous stares.* Hn,I.. I.. Um.. Apply hair gel to it.. So that,uh,it could s-stay in place when I try to look superior and intimidating,o-of course. *Frowns.* Hn? What's with the look?

Reedoh: Tell me all the things about the story in which you were ordered not too! (S?! PLEASE?)

Sasuke: *smirks* Anything to piss Tears off! Ha ha, it's Su- *receives dark glare from every other character and authors* Um... I'll give you a hint! He's a secondary character!!!

Reedoh: *Sigh.* Please change your clothes? Will you?

Sasuke: Hn, what's wrong with them? Hn, hn, hn.... Shut up, fangirls think I'm hot!

Reedoh: What song do you think goes with your life? (I bet it's something girly!)


Sasuke: It's... hn... I'm Not Okay by My Chemical Romance....*Sweat drops then Scowls at Reedoh's smirk.* Not.A.Word. And before you say anything,no,I'm not emo,hn! Sure,I do cut myself(even if it's only accidently),and yes, I write depressing poetry,that I post on livejournal every Sundays and Thursdays at 8:30PM,and yes,hn,I never really smile! But that does not mean I'm emo!

Reedoh: Does glaring make you feel smart? Or do you just have bad eye-sight? (I do...)

Sasuke: Hn,since the Shippuden timeskip,I've been using my Sharingan much more often.. So yes,that does lead to bad eye sight. But no,it's nothing related to my glaring. *Gives Reedoh a small glare,his scowl deepening.* And no,I don't glare at people to feel smart,so,uh,don't let anybody else convince you otherwise,hn. *Coughs awkwardly.*

Reedoh: You like Mel. (Uh,that's not a question?) Why are you OBSESSED with Mel?(No room for objection.)

Sasuke: *Coughs.* U-Um,I-I'm not o-obsessed with that.. U-Uh.. That.. That thing! *Scowls.* And no,despite what you think,I'm not stalking her! I'm just pursuing/overlooking her so,that,uh,she doesn't run off or hurt herself.. Hn,yes,that's exactly what I'm doing. *Nods dumbly.*

Reedoh: Did you know that Naruto is WAY better than you? (Kakashi and Gaara,too.)

Sasuke: *Rolls his eyes.* Hn,that dope,better then *me*? Yeah,right. Hn,not. And Kakashi is getting old,remember,hn? And Gaara? *Suddenly scowls,before mumbling under his breath.* Stupid panda.. Gaining the attention of my Melody! Wait,my? *Narrows his eyes on the interviewer.* You did not just hear that.


Reedoh: You do know that watching people sleep is considered creepy, right?
(Although training with a pervy snake has to have it's down falls...)

Sasuke: ...Hn, no comment.

Reedoh: Do you have a stick up your ass?

Sasuke: *glares* Hn, no I do not! You wanna check, hn!?

Reedoh: What's your best pick-up line? (If you have any...)

Sasuke: Hn,let's see.. 'Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?' Oops,wait,wrong anime.. Hn? Are you okay? Hn,hello? *Pokes a now unconscious Reedoh with the hilt of his katana, confused.*

Reedoh: What's the happiest thing that happened to you in the past year? (Emo people have their good days too!)

Sasuke: *Smirks.* Hn,when I got a new razor. Stupid Billy,he broke the blade for my old one,hn.. *Blinks,and then suddenly scowls.* ..Hn? What do you mean I can't use that as a legit answer?

Reedoh: (I'm not good at asking questions....) What time is it?

(Muffin: Peanut butter jelly time!~)

Sasuke: *Rolls his eyes.* What time is it,you ask? It's time you either A)Leave. B) Get a watch or C),Stop asking me questions!


Reedoh:(My sister's question...) Is your ding dang doodle small?

Sasuke: That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior! (Trying to avoid answering the question,when we all know the answer to that.)

Reedoh: *Sighs. * I must apologize to the cool people for my lame question-asking skills. So...*Bows to everyone but Sasuke.* Goodbye!~

Crazy Quotes That Tears Adores in Ch 14!!!!

Yeah, this post is pretty much telling you what makes me laugh my ass off the most in Chapter Fourteen. When I go ... it means that there was stuff before or in between whatever I'm quoting. Ka? Ka!

...I was going to bake that fish stick!

-Melody

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She tiptoed to the door and then swung it open. Hidan was standing in a bloody circle, about to dive his scythe into a poor chicken. Mel gaped. "NO! NOT THE CHICKEN!" she shouted and dove towards it. She cradled it to her chest, pouting and glaring.

Hidan blinked,glancing from the feathered chicken to the light haired girl. He scowled,"What the hell are you fucking doing to my bitching chicken, you little shit?!" ... "Now, give the fucking chicken back, you little... Oh, fuck!" Suddenly Hidan fell over from a sudden knock to the head, a sugar bag falling behind him, being the prime suspect for the sudden twist of events.

Muffin smiled goofily,"You see,sugar IS good for you!"

-Melody, Hidan and Muffin

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Muffin clapped her hands happily,"..Our? Yay,good slave,you get a cookie for learning how to share!"

-Muffin

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"What is your name, un?" Muffin broke in nervous sweat, seeing that he had in deed asked 'that' question.

She laughed nervously, "Muffin."

Deidara frowned, "That isn't your real name, un."

Muffin smiled goofily, "But you never said my 'real' name."

Deidara sweatdropped.

-Muffin and Diedara

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Kisame was twitching on the ground. Then suddenly he started to convulse. Then he shot up and his eyes were very very wide. "WHOOHOOOOOOOO!" he shouted and then tore of his cloak. ... More clothing tears and then footsteps running away. "I FEEL SO FREE!!!!!! AND HYPERRRRR!!!" Kisame shouted as he ran away.

-Kisame

AKA: He was so hyper, he tore off ALL his clothes and started running around naked in the base... -.-'

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"Dare.."

Muffin smiled evilly,"You'll be sorry you picked that,soon.." Everybody sweat dropped.

Melody grinned and nodded. "She's right... Sasori.... I dare you to kiss Diedara on teh cheek!" Mel giggled. Diedara's jaw dropped.

"NO WAY, UN!"

Muffin snickered,"Yaoi, yaoi, yaoi!"

-Sasori, Muffin, Melody, Diedara

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Muffin grinned,"So,Sasori,are you the seme(Male part of yaoi relationship) and Deidara the uke(Female part)?"

-Muffin

The Pedo's Interview!

Tears: HIIIIIIIIII! If you read the chapter and noticed that I said that the blog would have something new for you, your very observant! Or obsessed.... (*looks at Smalls* Nah, kidding buddy!)

So, our Reporter today is Smalls! She's chosen to interview....

*drum roll*

OROCHIMARU!

Melody: *jaw drop*

Muffin: *hugs sugar possessively*

CUE INTERVIEW!

Orochimaru: *grins and walks towards SmallTownWitch*

Smalls:What is Saskue to you?

Orochimaru: *Orochimaru blinks* Ssssassssuke-kun? Well, he'sssss my ssssssoon-to-be body... and he'sssss not too bad of a body... *licks lips*

Smalls: Do you cut your own hair? And, if not, who does? Saskue?

Orochimaru:Cut my hair? Why would I want to do that? It looksssss sssso pretty long!

Smalls:*nudges* We all want to know this one- as quoted by Muffin- DO YOU HAVE A SNAKE COMPLEX???


Orochimaru: ...Ssssnake complex? What are you talking about? I do not have a ssssnake complex! Everybody asssssumesss everything! Jusssst becausssse I invite a thirteen year old boy to live with me and I'm over fifty doesss not make me a pedofi.. Hm? What do you mean that'ssss off topic? *angry scowl*

Smalls: What colour was your nail polish when you were in Akatsuki?

Orochimaru: Pink... with little daisssssies in the middle.


Smalls: Why did you leave Akatsuki? Did no one love you???

Orochimaru: I left becausssse Itachi was being a prick.... he didn't love me ssssso I left. *anime tear*


Smalls: Are you randomly crushing on Mel? Or is it Muffin?

((Melody: *gag*))

Orochimaru: I like little boyssssssss, that sssssssshould ssssspeak for itssssself.

Smalls: What do you think will happen in the next chapter?

Orochimaru: I'm not a pedophile! Wait,what? Oh... Well, sssssince my internet won't be on until another week, I can asssure you that I won't be in the library usssing their computersss to browsssse picturessss of little boysss or anything... *creepy tongue swipe thing* Oh, you meant thosssse bratsssss? I'm sssssure they'll die eventually. Wait, what do you mean they won't anytime sssssoon? Damn, firssst the internet and now thissss... *scowl*

Smalls: What do you think of me?

Orochimaru: I wisssssh you were a little boy....

Smalls: Do you love me?

Orochimaru: I would if you were a little boy. *receives Smalls' kitty eyes* Damn, yesssss, I do love you.

Smalls: DO YOU HAVE THE PLUSHY??? Sorry, that was weird.


Orochimaru: What plussssshy? And yesssss, that wasssss wierd.


Smalls: What do you predict for the future of Mel and Saskue?

Orochimaru: Melody and Sssssassssuke? What about them? The future? They have a future? Nevermind. I think Sssssassssuke-kun ssssshould kill the pessssst.

Smalls: What is with the freaking' butbows??

Orochimaru: ...Buttbow? Buttbow? What issss thissss buttbow you sssspeak of? If you are refering to my butt dresssssss,let me explain. It consisssstssss of many parts,but the main part issss... Um,are you okay? You have looked a bit green ssssssince I mentioned my butt dressssss... But asssss I wassssss sssssaying.. My buttdressss is usssssed for the disssssillssssion of the rentina in your eyessss. Hm? Are you assssssking if it'ssss basically ussssed for mentally sssscaring? Then yessssss,it issssss.

Smalls: Why do you WANT Mel and Muffin, hmmmm??? (besides the fact that they’re AWESOME!)

Orochimaru: Well, before becaussssssse they sssssseemed powerful. But now.... Pssssssssssh.... I wouldn't want them unlesssssssssss they were thirteen year old little boysssssss!

Smalls:Do you have a lisp???


Orochimaru: Ssssstupid! No, I don't!

Smalls: What are your thoughts on Mel?

Orochimaru: The little pessssst broke my sssscary ninja wall! I hate her....


Smalls: What are your thoughts on Muffin???

Orochimaru: *Scowls.* That insssssolent brat? She'sssss assss annoying assss the other one! She helped with the desssssstruction of my basssssse,embarrasssssssed *my* Ssssassuke-kun,and mentally sssscared one of my sssssound ninjas,Sssssakon! Now,he'ssss convinced hisssss name isssss Billy.. *Shudders.* Ssssshe definitely made a messssss of thingsss.


Smalls: Have the unicorns told you that they’re not on your side anymore?


Orochimaru: What unicornssssss? They actually exissssst?!?! I musssssssst join the allegiance!

Smalls: What are your thoughts on emo pancakes???

Orochimaru: *blink* EMO WHAT!?! *surprised tongue flick* Oh, wait, you mean thossssse thingsssssss Sssssassssssuke eatssssss for breakfassssst? They're creepy.

Smalls: Do you get blood on the carpet??

Orochimaru: No, I do not. I'm actually very neat when sssssspilling blood. *creepy snake smile*

Tears: Um... that was... interesting. *blinks* Um... uh... Thanks Smalls! You were awesome! And uh... thanks... uh... for sparing some time Oreo..?

Orochimaru: *sniffs and turns and walks away, melting into the shadows* Till next time, Tears. And Smalls... SHOWERS!!! MWA HA HA HA!

Me: *sweatdrop* Creepy pedo... ANYWAYS! Thanks for staying tuned on the blog and in a few days there might be a spoiler up... ;)